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怪談(🛁)25周年を迎(😰)(yíng )えた稲川淳二(🛺)の最高傑(🚊)作がここに！！
The Prairie Kings hockey team fight for the league championship and for their lives all in one night.
On a remote island off the west coast of Scotland in 1846 a heavy storm hits, causing a ship to sink. Three survivors row through a thick early morning mist, lost and disorientated. The mist begins to clear and The Isle appears before them. They soon discover that it is almost abandoned except for four sole residents: an old harbour man, a farmer, his niece and a young mad woman. Once rested and recovered the sailors are desperate to leave and return to the mainland, but the promised boat never appears. One of them starts to investigate and learns of a tragedy at sea that occurred five years previously causing several young men from the island to perish. When his two shipmates meet with accidents, the myth of a ghostly siren haunting the island leads him to uncover the truth whilst he battles to save his own life.
80年代(😛)末期，生活(🏋)在(zài )宁夏(xià )矿区(qū )的小(xiǎ(🥔)o )两口(kǒu )陈(👂)志(🥫)(zhì )平（张多(duō(⤴) )饰）和周(🧡)淑(🚺)萍（卢珊饰）(👏)过着平凡(⬇)又(🈁)安宁的生活。但(dàn )嗜赌(dǔ(🔛) )如(🍺)命(mìng )的大(🕟)(dà )伯哥(gē )（杜(🍨)(dù )旭东(dōng )饰(🎪)）被人追债追(🔨)到家里，紧接(📰)着父亲（郭九龙饰）被气(🛹)死(sǐ )、母(💾)(mǔ )亲（刘爱(ài )玲(🆑)饰(shì )）被(🍟)(bèi )逼疯(fēng )、就连(🚔)陈志平也(👃)在矿上受伤(shāng )，加(🏌)(jiā )上早年(🌕)就因车祸下身瘫痪的弟弟(🚍)陈志军，一(🛍)家(🏙)人全体(tǐ )陷入(🎆)(rù )困境(jì(🍠)ng )，只(⛩)(zhī )有周(zhōu )淑萍(🎤)(píng )一个(gè(🥨) )女(🦎)人(rén )担负起了拯救家庭(👺)的重任...
